What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 04:55

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Moonraker
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
A View to a Kill
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Is it possible to achieve spiritual enlightenment while being in a romantic relationship?
-”Ah so!”
Octopussy
From Russia With Love
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
What is one thing you've learned from life?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-All the bad guys are black.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Has anyone tried bestiality and been caught?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Goldfinger
What is the worst emotional pain you ever felt as an adult?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Live and Let Die
-”She is very sexyful!”
Proba-3’s first artificial solar eclipse - European Space Agency
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Diamonds Are Forever
-J W Pepper
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Dr No